first off, let it be known that I never write about myself in the third person.

- sam may or may not be an alter-ego to pseudo-superhero and obviously-more-confident-guy, skip mason.

- sam may or may not be an alias to world renowned adventurer, explorer and inventor frederick h. finton.

- sam may or may not be his manager richard hibbard.

- sam may or may not exist in multiple time periods due to the fact that he habitually uses a time machine.

1. -alright.  well, what are facts really?  i’m a person that make things sometimes.  how do you begin to write a story about that person?  and why is a biography important?  along with resumes, they’re ego satisfiers, of which I have none of (not by choice).  i went to a college, did some things before and after, some of it dealt with films and music, some of it dealt with recognition, some of it not.  i live in a city.  if you want to know specifics email me and ask for a resume.  this is no place for a resume.  clearly.  this website is here for us all to talk about the truths we have yet to express, so let’s get to it. 
   

ok, you start.